Lady Issues

My daughter began her monthly cycle and called me to see if we had some tampons at the house. Here is my husband's take on the subject.

Chris: What did Kirsten want?
Me: She started and wanted to make sure there were tampons at the house.
Chris: If I were a girl I would carry those things everywhere. I'd carry them in my truck and one on me at all times.
Me: You don't have to do that-you pretty much know when you are going to start.
Chris: If I was a girl I would start using them at least a week or two before I was supposed to start-that way I wouldn't be caught unaware!