Chris: Do you know what a fart is?
Me: What?
Chris: A turd honking for a right of way!
This was our conversation on one extremely gassy day:
Me: Stop farting!
Chris: You don't want me to hold them in do you?
Me: Why not?
Chris: If I hold them in they will just travel to my brain and give me bad thoughts!
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